Sunday, April 29, 2007
After a long consideration, i have decided to pursue a job as a P.E. teacher! I think i have to go N.I.E to study right? anyone knows how to be a primary school P.E. teacher? I don't wanna have a 9-5 boring job. hahahaa, primary school students all so innocent and cute. This job shouldn't be boring right? I can't even count the number of times i yawn a day while on attachment sia. 10? no 99?close
Female celebrities i find sexy and pretty :
- Angelina jolie
- Shu Qi
- Christy Chung
Not in sequence......hahaha Any similarities???? THINK!GUESS!
Ok la tell you.....
Don't know why leh, i like girls with thick lips and buck teeth. interesting? omg should i be even saying these on this blog? Please don't judge me by this
Guy celebrities i find shuai and have personality:
- Edison*
- Wu chun*****
- Jordan Chan**
- Xiao zhu***
- Da Dong***
- Ming Dao****
* = Are you a guy?
** = Ok, whatever.
*** = Woot, not bad.
**** = Omg, it's getting hot in here~~~
***** = Omfg, I bleed as you strip.
HAHAaa.. my guy list more than girl.
Anyway, do you agree with me?
Posted at4:16 AM by jinLooooong
Friday, April 27, 2007
I am confused and just waiting for time to pass. Looking for my meaning in life. I wished i were stupidier. The smarter you are, the more doubts you have.
What haircut should i get? Cracking my head to think of a haircut.
Posted at8:52 AM by jinLooooong
Thursday, April 26, 2007
5 minsi am challenging myself to blog within 5 mins?..possible? try my best!
omg 20 seconds just passed......
OK! i am quite tired today during work...and had a darn' unlucky day spilled colouring solution and stained my jeans that made me look like i have my period without my pads. hahahaaa
Then i continued my day, hittting into things man...nevermind hitting" but i fcuking hit expensive equipments in lab.. they cost a bomb' man. i scared they spoil then i need pay. I think their weighing scale already thousand dollar liao lor
Then i continued my day, hittting into things man...nevermind hitting" but i fcuking hit expensive equipments in lab.. they cost a bomb' man. i scared they spoil then i need pay. I think their weighing scale already thousand dollar liao lor
Ok 5mins liao..hahahaaaaa like very little hor~...Cutting hair!
Posted at6:46 AM by jinLooooong
Monday, April 23, 2007
Oh my god, i am wondering how the hell am i going to get through my attachment man! same to my life too, i just realised i cant work for a 9-5 job. what am i to do man.....DAmn it
i am not interested in practically anything. well~, anything normal that is... i like animals, insects, all sports.
JOB OPTIONS:
- Zoo-keeper?
- Animal breeder?
- Gym instructor?
- P.E teacher?
- Primary school maths and science teacher?
- Find a sport i excel and teach it as a living?
Anyone like me? am i abnormal? hahahaahahaaaaaaaaaa
Check this out!
sUPER THIN!!!!!!!!!!! omg, but some people say i am fat now. -_____-
Posted at6:02 AM by jinLooooong
Friday, April 20, 2007
HATE MessageThis post is dedicated to all smokers.
Here's what i think of you people:
- Wanting to look cool when you are obviously not
- Having a pea-sized brain oppss!
, or maybe smaller - Selfish people who do not think of others
- Too much $ to spend
- Weak-minded
I am rather pissed off with people who smoke when i am around. What the fuck! you want to die, die yourself la. Want me to die with you. I just can't make out what actually goes through a smoker's bird-brain.
After years of analysing these particular group of people, i have come out with an answer. Its either you are really stupid, selfish or desperate to find an identity. Right?!
Lazy to explain la.......Think about it yourself la before you pick up smoking and START DESTROYING OUR ozone layer.
Not going to apologise to any smokers who read this, it's you who should apologise to us. For
your destruction of ozone layer, making or sharing with us your second-hand smoke Thanks A
LOT! :) and many more reasons........................
LASTLY
WANT TO DIE DIE YOURSELF la selfish, pea-sized brainless think with their asses people!
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~it feels so great to let out my frustrations here haha try it! :p ) Smokers pls don't beat me up, pretty plssssss~ ha as if i am scared
After years of analysing these particular group of people, i have come out with an answer. Its either you are really stupid, selfish or desperate to find an identity. Right?!
Lazy to explain la.......Think about it yourself la before you pick up smoking and START DESTROYING OUR ozone layer.
Not going to apologise to any smokers who read this, it's you who should apologise to us. For
your destruction of ozone layer, making or sharing with us your second-hand smoke Thanks A
LOT! :) and many more reasons........................
LASTLY
WANT TO DIE DIE YOURSELF la selfish, pea-sized brainless think with their asses people!
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~it feels so great to let out my frustrations here haha try it! :p ) Smokers pls don't beat me up, pretty plssssss~ ha as if i am scared
Posted at10:09 PM by jinLooooong
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Naive? or .........omg..i am so sick of my job. even though my colleagues are great to me! i just cant seem to settle into any job man. wtf, i am a job-hopper since i had my first job.
What do i want to be when i grow up? don't know
What do i want to be in years time? still don't know
i will think about it real' hard during my 2 years free chalet......NS!
Excited! HAHAhahahaaa Siao
Excited! HAHAhahahaaa Siao
Rather emo nowadays.Sick of life.
Or should i say sick of how life is now.
You can say i am simple guy,really simple!
Why cant the world be kind and unselfish?
Everything now is about money.
WTF, its just a fcuking piece of paper.
Who made them? US -___-
We are fighting over things we made.
We created money so that we can fight amongst ourselves
And be corrupted by it.
Equals to us digging ourselves a grave.
And dragging others along.
Pitiful animals.
Is life more precious than money?
It seems so.
So who is the stupid one?
Our brains may be hundred times bigger than a monkey
But we cannot even make up this simple equation.
So what the fcuk is the point of having a bigger brain?
Intelligence + selfishness = Stupidity
Selfishness is the cause of everything.
THINK ABOUT IT
You can say i am simple guy,really simple!
Why cant the world be kind and unselfish?
Everything now is about money.
WTF, its just a fcuking piece of paper.
Who made them? US -___-
We are fighting over things we made.
We created money so that we can fight amongst ourselves
And be corrupted by it.
Equals to us digging ourselves a grave.
And dragging others along.
Pitiful animals.
Is life more precious than money?
It seems so.
So who is the stupid one?
Our brains may be hundred times bigger than a monkey
But we cannot even make up this simple equation.
So what the fcuk is the point of having a bigger brain?
Intelligence + selfishness = Stupidity
Selfishness is the cause of everything.
THINK ABOUT IT
Posted at6:02 AM by jinLooooong
Sunday, April 15, 2007
recently seen an article about a panda which they want to him to have s-x with another female panda but he is not feeling it. haha So they let him watch "panda porn".
He is still not feeling it, they then play hip-hop music e.g. 50cent to get him into the mood hahahaha
Still nothing happened. i wonder if there is such a thing as a gay animal.in this case a gay panda. there is such a thing right? heard that aids was transmitted by gay chimps' is that right?..haha
Posted at8:42 AM by jinLooooong
Thursday, April 12, 2007
anyone need someone to msg to during sip because of boredom can msg me :) i also very bored also haha
Posted at7:21 AM by jinLooooong
yah! tomorrow is FRIDAY! WEEKENDS!! AHHHHHHHH~~
waiting for this for four days since the start of attachment.haha my colleagues there treat me really well and the supervisor is kind and approachable.
Alright!enough of the good part already. the work is so darn' boring man! do so many pH, or moisture tests so many --c---g times, and the work nv seems to end.the food there sucks and isn't that edible too, that's the WORSE PART for me la
I am the ONLY guy there. -______________-
And you know what?, they told me they attached me there because there were no girls there. Hahahaa i remembered that day when TKB showed me the attachment slip filled in by my supervisor. Ticked there -- -- MALE ONLY
wth, anyway i'm getting used to lab work everyday la, just cant seem to get use to the food there. Damn F&N! poor welfare of workers la I want COMPLAIN!!!
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Posted at6:33 AM by jinLooooong
Saturday, April 07, 2007
hello! i don't have anything particular to blog these days.... cause life is a routine sometimes = doing things over n over again=eat,TV, nap, sleep~
damn sian and emo too these days, don't know why. Raging hormones? don't think so ba puberty should be over for me right?! hahahahahaha~
Rather sick of life. I guess that's life in Singapore, we are pampered homosapiens, everything is taken care of in Singapore. You throw litter on the floor, 5mins later a bangla cleaner will pick it up. You do something and someone will come clean your ass up for you. Ain't we pampered?
It's happy and sad to be living in Singapore.
Happy that we have food and water everywhere,everywhere is safe.
Sad that its just a pathetic piece of land with every artifical things you think of.
Enough of grumbing about my own country. hope i don't get sued for this entry Chaem!
I love you Singapore! :p See!even the font colour is for you!red white
Note: sorry to all who i have bad attitude towards before. if i show it to you again just tell me off ok!? noticing it
Posted at7:18 AM by jinLooooong
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
BEEPbeep beep, beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep
BEEP BEEP!!
the authenic tai-ke poem cum rap cum song.
hahahaha
I'M VERY LAZY
I DONT WANNA BLOG
BOOHOOHOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~
alls that,
for now.
Posted at6:08 AM by xiuRong
Monday, April 02, 2007
historySome interesting history about me.
wanna share it with you guys~
I fell down from a basketball post while halfway up during primary 1
I chipped my front tooth while chasing a bird during sec 2
Pecked in the head by a crow while on way to school
I haven't passed chinese since primary 4, not even spelling
Common for me to be last in class, always top 3 from back
Love spiders and grasshoppers (creepy?)
i was 37KG in sec1, 1.53 m nia
55KG in sec 3, 1.78m(its a wonder what testosterone can do during puberty)
I was very playful during younger days, it may seem exaggerated but i actually tried climbing up the basketball post during pri 1. Result in bloody nose and blacklisted by teacher
And i chipped my tooth while trying to chase after a bird. i slipped, fell and chipped tooth. -____- and you know what? i looked that bloody bird in the eye and it seemed humoured and had the "serve you right" BIRD-face ..so angry. ok la its my fault
Damn! my attachment in Clementi, omfg but ok la working with F&N company. should be alright, quite excited and at the same time sian that its for 3mths. Hope i like the job ba but judging from my job history, a job hardly keeps me. Attachment got no time for gym liao..damn! then later i will have saggy man boobs with a fat ass. For your info: my ass grew much bigger as my weight went up. I guess i will only have weekends for gym. kway teow want?
Posted at10:27 AM by jinLooooong
wth. so ma fun one tis subject. 3hrs briefing, dying already can't seem to concentrate at all cause it's so damn' boring
Posted at12:58 AM by jinLooooong